A Presidential Home Companion

Their will be votting in 2008, for a president. Young generations and old generations will have an opportunity for future ways to change the world. I am excited that I am the entertainment candidate for adequiteness.



This picture of me shows I love peace. Vote for peace and I will send a letter to the press showing we want peace to make a change and strive for peace and an end to tediousness, drama, and these accusations.

Are you willing? Does you want change?

There is, young, younger peoples, who's moms and teachers... they are anorexic and drug-taking and I'm here to be a roll model, to say: its O.K. I UNDER-STAND.

Vote for me and we can change ways of the future and make this world as adequite and politically morally and/or accusation free without tabloids and recluses.

This is my manifest. Oh.

Number One: Lindsay's Freedoms

Their should be freedom. I am not free, I just nearly witnessed three (4) paparazzi running over a children, I swear to G*d bless. All should be free, free to not be accusationed, and our vaginas must be free. So point one when I am president is that everyone is allowed to be knickerless because freedom is adequite and are coochies included in that free.dom. Also, their is going to be free coke and drink and munchies on my manifest. Oh.

The Fighting is Tedious

When I is presidential their should of been an end to wars. The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious. In Iraq, in Untied Britian, in Afg in Aphgu in Affgannis in that cuntry next to the other cuntrys, we will make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) – and this will end of the wars and the drama. Because I am tired of rumours starting and I am tired of wars starting two (**).

Homelessness and Other Diseases

There is lots of people homelessness, and their shouldn't. Be. I am sometimes not without homes because the Chateu, the Sha, the Chatoo Marmoset doesn't let me lives their always. This is not right. I am going to build a c astle for the homelessness in a forest, and call it Fire Croft.

and Al Gore will live there with me; also Lord Lucan, Jimmy Hoffa the lindberg baby and others who I CANT TELL YOU.

Stealing

Yoo shouldnt' steal. People are just mean. I stolen from me a bag, with diamonds and bracelets and money and coke in it. Why would you steal it? Why? I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn why you accuse others of stealing. It is unintelligent and vulgar to steal so when I am president for my generations, and older and younger ones, there is and end of stealing.

Peace and Love Always

So there, you should vote for me. I will be not just and/or an adequite and morally u njust candidate but not that without trying. If we can only TRY. For the world, and our peoples.

Vote Lindsay, on for the better of your country.
Thank you and god bless, and Paris is a cunt my friend.

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